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whackamole 

the art of using ones penis to stimulate their partner's clitoris as if playing a game of whack-a-mole with a mallet.

Clitoris=Mole
Penis=Mallet
Jane absolutely hated when Dick would play whackamole on her in bed.
whackamole by gr8s8n August 17, 2003

Whackamole 

Dude who whacks moles in his sleep as he desperately fights for his life. A whackamole is usually seen stealing womens underwear off clothing racks. He also loves to chow down on rat feces.

Example: *Drools* He is such a whackamole! I love how he eats the feces and steals undies. That dude is sexy!
droollovewhackamolefuncleverman
Whackamole by apersonwholiveshere February 4, 2010

whackamole sauce 

The added ingredient in your burrito if you piss off the chef or the help in a mexican restaraunt.
Hey Joe watch what you say to the waiter or he'll add some of his secret whackamole sauce to your burrito. Fresh out of the tap.

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.
"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

WackAmoley 

A sex game. This game has two players. Player one bends over and spreads there ass cheeks. Player two stands behind them with a hard dick. Player on then pushes out a turd and tries to suck it back inside there anus before player two hits it with the head of there penis. When the penis makes contact with the turd, player two then uses his shitty penis to write the score on player ones back in Roman numerals.
Hey Jeff, after my wife goes to sleep do you want to go to the garage and play wackamoley?
WackAmoley by Iphistagash February 14, 2020

whackamo 

A cigarette with embalming fluid AKA wack or water that is laced with weed/ marijuana.
I witnessed a young man rolling a whackamo cigarette with marijuana and dipping it in embalming fluid. And he became very high and belligerent.
whackamo by Rochell Wright July 26, 2018