Definitions by Barchack

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

jack shack 

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium

He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.

jack shack by Barchack April 13, 2008

fudge dragon

a turd
as popularized in the hit show South Park

You probably think it's real funny to just lay a huge fudge dragon in the urinal, but it's not!

fudge dragon by Barchack October 12, 2006