Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

wankaholic

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

by chuck March 26, 2005

wackaholic

Someone who constantly wacks off to relieve stress, or they just do it because it is an addiction; therefore they are wackaholics.

"Man I was so stressed out I had to wack-off twice already today!"
"Holy shit! Your such a wackaholic!"

by Lindsey S. August 4, 2006

whackalicious

Something that is wierd, yet has some suddle appeal. Although it has a conotation to food, it is not nessacarily something edible.

A girl who is strange, but yet sexy, could be considered whackalicious.

by John D. Jones III June 17, 2008

walkaholic

someone who likes to walk around like crazy

My friend is a walkaholic, he doesn't stop, he just keeps walking.

by Daeder November 12, 2013

wankaholic

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.

American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018