Whackafoo

Noun; the crease where the upper thigh meets the lower butt cheek. Typically observed when one wears exceedingly short shorts.

Look at that girl's whackafoo! Those shorts couldn't get any shorter.

by HandyDandyMatty September 4, 2013

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

by Barchack April 13, 2008

wackadoodle

An eccentric, ditsy, arcane, funny, person. Is generally a goodnatured and sympathetic person. Not to be confused with a "wackjob," who can be nasty,or violent.

Aunt Rosemary's fondness for multiple cats, Minnie Pearl hats, and alien abductions was never a source of shame for Fred, but rather a source of pride. He thought it surely must qualify her for the mythical "Wackadoodle Hall of Fame."

by GRocco January 6, 2009

wackaloon

An individual person, or politician, who continually makes foolish statements, comments or surmises. Usually such statements or comments when made online are hidden behind screennames or aliases.

Speaking on soldiers trading images of war dead for porn, John Timor said "In prison, people trade for cigarettes. This is no different. You are all slaves."

John is a wackaloon.

by TIZReporter October 10, 2005

wackadoo

A person who is a step beyond crazy.

Watch out for the one with the funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total wackadoo.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Wackadoo

The Oily Wifestyle

A woman in my area who posts on the local parenting Facebook page calls herself "The Oily Wifestyle" and I actively hate it, she’s a real wackadoo.

by Smutsmut November 11, 2019

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008