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dingle dreads

Body hair that naturally grows around ones anus or located in or around ones butt crack, which becomes matted with poop; worse than dingle berries.
When someone fails to maintain proper bathing or toiletting hygeine, dingle dreads may form.
by CrazyCrab69 July 11, 2023
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whackado

A whackado is a person who is 'out there', whacked in the head in a retarded, crazy and psycho way.
A guy says to his friend: "One time, I tried to break up with this girl. She just didn't get it! Went into a deluded frenzy, cutting up my clothes. Then, two seconds later, she's asking me what I want to eat for lunch! "

Friend responds: "Man... What a whackado!"

Guy : "No... whack-a-do!"
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
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twackclackin

When a tweaker (a person that's high on meth) won't stop talking.
OMG! I thought he'd never shut up! He kept twackclackin' all night long!"
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
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fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
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lackasackatosis

1. A word an addicted person might use to define an array of symptoms that might mimic that of going thru withdrawals from the use/ abuse of certain illegal substance(s); particularly street drugs.

2. The root cause of withdrawal symptoms an addicted person feels when 'coming down' off of drugs.

3. A reason for having physical, mental and/ or emotional withrawals, due to the inability to obtain drugs; most commonly cocaine and/ or methamphetamine.
When an addict fails to obtain a sack (bag) of drugs, they might go thru a period of "lackasackatosis" symptoms; more commonly known as withdrawal.
by CrazyCrab69 October 10, 2022
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swampthumpin'

Having anal sex with someone that has swamp ass.
"Pew! What's that smell? You were in there swampthumpin' (that ass), weren't you?"
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
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twat bot

1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
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