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twat bot

1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
mugGet the twat botmug.

mud bucket

There are two definitions for Mud Bucket.
1) your anus
and/ or
2) someone with a dirty mouth
1) Man, I really don't want to see my doctor today. I know he's gonna finger my Mud Bucket!
2) Would you shut your damn Mud Bucket already? Not all girls like such profanity!
by CrazyCrab69 January 11, 2017
mugGet the mud bucketmug.

pez hole

Does that "pez hole" ever stop (talking)? Your mouth looks like a pez dispenser, always open!
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
mugGet the pez holemug.

whackado

A whackado is a person who is 'out there', whacked in the head in a retarded, crazy and psycho way.
A guy says to his friend: "One time, I tried to break up with this girl. She just didn't get it! Went into a deluded frenzy, cutting up my clothes. Then, two seconds later, she's asking me what I want to eat for lunch! "

Friend responds: "Man... What a whackado!"

Guy : "No... whack-a-do!"
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
mugGet the whackadomug.

fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
mugGet the fist mittenmug.

pez neck

When two (2) or more people in a group are engaged in endless or excessive conversation and won't stop.
You (all) sound like a bunch of "pez necks"; yackity, yackity, yackity yack! Do you ever stop talking?
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
mugGet the pez neckmug.

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.
"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
mugGet the sperm slurpermug.

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