Shorts 

Comfy and easy to wear.

I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!

Shorts by Youngster^ June 27, 2010

shorts 

The act of expressing intent to finish what one has not already finished; it is particularly (but not solely) used to voice one's wish to finish the smoking of another's cigarette.

"Bro, let me get shorts on that sandwich."

"Shit i forgot my pack, can I get shorts on your square?"

shorts by DM$NEYY January 2, 2008

shorts 

noun; used by a third party person to express when somebody has insulted or humiliated another person

Luke: Shut up Pat, you suck dick for crack.

Jim: Shorts, Pat!

shorts by patper November 23, 2004

shorts 

to smoke the last few drags of anothers cigarette.

(Hector) yo Lopez, save me shorts off that square.
(Lopez) fuck off G, go get a paper route and buy your own biotch its my last one.
or-
dude, i just lost my mcjob, can you save me shorts

shorts by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

shorts 

Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.

You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.

shorts by Jonaog March 11, 2008

shorts 

Video vignettes, between 2 and 30 minutes in length that express a message complete in itself.

One of the things I like about Zed is that it provides a venue for creative video makers to showcase their shorts.

shorts by laura_jean January 3, 2005

Shorts 

someone who takes it in the anus

"I didn't know Shakes took it in the shorts"

Shorts by BUCKETS81 May 13, 2006