waxcident

An unintentional event that occurs while using candle wax in a non-conventional or sexual way.

Girl1: How'd the cleanup go?
Girl2: Bad. My man totally found the waxcident in the living room. Now I have to replace the carpet and kiss his ass for 6 months!
Girl1: Damn girl! I came out of it with only a few blisters!

by cataliegloom October 6, 2011

wankcident

An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.

OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!

by pehko June 17, 2009

waccident

A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.

Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.

by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009

waxident

What happens when you leave your surfboard in the car on a sunny day making all of the wax drip to one side into a big glob, thus ruining the perfect bumps your took months to establish and making your board stick to the inside of the boardbag.

Scrape that schmeg job off your board, you've had some kind of waxident!

by Colman February 29, 2008

wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

waxident

When someone goes into a salon to have something waxed and doesn't get what they expected.

Someone has an embarrassing waxident when they ask for a bikini wax, and then realize too late that the waxer has started to do a Brazilian.

by jbpi February 21, 2008

Wakcident

A road traffic accident, prodomently occuring in the UK, involving Women Pakis (Wakis) who are uninsured and covered by a blanket Community Licence. They generally can't see over the steering wheel of their vehicle and almost always are wearing Burkahs at the time of the Wakcident. After the Wakcident there is very little exchange of English. The Waki is always at fault.

D: Man wtf was that?

E: You're fucked, a Carina E has just ploughed into the side of you, it doesn't look like anyone is driving.

D: Fuck, i know what this is, it's a Wakcident.

by E. Powell October 2, 2007