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Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong
"What is all this schmeg on my table?"
Schmeg by Heather MacDonald March 7, 2008
a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.
I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.
schmeg by Anonymous April 10, 2003
Another word for a Vape, E-cig, Juul, Suorin Air, etc.
Originates from the kids in high school that ask to take a shit during class so they can get a fat buzz instead.
Hey man do you got a schmeg i can hit?
Nah bro i think i lost it
Damn, anyone else got a schmeg?
Schmeg by lemmehitthatjuul July 7, 2018
The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
schmeg by The Rod April 29, 2003
Any gooey, sticky, slobbery substance coming from the nose or mouth of an animal or small child that comes in contact with your person
I don't like sharing food with babies because they get their schmeg all over it
Schmeg by Ditadoo May 20, 2017
After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
schmeg by RichyDee March 3, 2003