schmeg

a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.

I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

schmeg

The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.

The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful

by The Rod April 29, 2003

schmeg

Gross crap.

After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003

schmeg

semen (n)
ejaculation (v)

It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.

by PunkyBrew September 25, 2004

schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

by padge December 2, 2005

Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.

Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!

by Russell January 30, 2004

Schmeg

Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong

"What is all this schmeg on my table?"

by Heather MacDonald March 7, 2008