What da Tin Woodman had a number of when he was a regular flesh-and-bone dude, and which resulted in da subsequent metallic status of his physique.
I don't have very good balance or hand-eye coordination, so to avoid axcidents, I always just stick to bow-saws when cutting firewood or otherwise working with trees.
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The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
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Get the Boating accident mug.Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.
I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
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Get the Quiet accident mug.When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.
In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."
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