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The type of person that's always talking about what they "wanna do." These people will often engage in long conversations about their dreams, but never set any measurable goals. You can spot them easily. They often say "I wanna do ______." But they almost never follow through after these talks. Hard workers should avoid them.
Don't you get so tired of listening to all of Jimmy's grand schemes and ideas?

Yeah, he's a total wannado.
wannado by Ryan One Hundred August 6, 2019
Words you can keep

Wannanow 

When you have a date in mind but don't want to commit so you just say "Swoon" and "Wannanow".

Mostly a Non sequitur, it may be used also as a threat, a question, and a noun.

Made popular by MMA fighters Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen

Note: most applicable when you don't wanna be friends
Chael: I just wanna know the date
Wanderlei: WANNANOW?!
Wannanow by CholoG July 18, 2021

Wangnado 

Wangnado is the motion of spinning one's wang in a circular motion, as if a propeller, or caught in a tornado like wind current of sorts.
"All I had to do was Wangnado and the Crabs fell right off!"
or
"My flight pattern has taken a sudden turn due to the wind currents caused by this gentleman's rather impressive display of a Wangnado!" Quoth the Raven.
Wangnado by Coritherus February 15, 2014

i wanna do you 

it means they want to have sex with you.
If a guy tells you “I wanna do you
i wanna do you by Idfwy:) July 10, 2018

wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Wangadoo Walk 

A dance that involves the simulation of wanking off in a girls face on the dancefloor
Guy 1 - Did you pull that girl last night?

Guy 2 - no, the wangadoo walk scared her off!
Wangadoo Walk by brownreversedump September 9, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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