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wannado

The type of person that's always talking about what they "wanna do." These people will often engage in long conversations about their dreams, but never set any measurable goals. You can spot them easily. They often say "I wanna do ______." But they almost never follow through after these talks. Hard workers should avoid them.
Don't you get so tired of listening to all of Jimmy's grand schemes and ideas?

Yeah, he's a total wannado.
by Ryan One Hundred August 6, 2019
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Wannanow

When you have a date in mind but don't want to commit so you just say "Swoon" and "Wannanow".

Mostly a Non sequitur, it may be used also as a threat, a question, and a noun.

Made popular by MMA fighters Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen

Note: most applicable when you don't wanna be friends
Chael: I just wanna know the date
Wanderlei: WANNANOW?!
by CholoG July 18, 2021
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Wangnado

Wangnado is the motion of spinning one's wang in a circular motion, as if a propeller, or caught in a tornado like wind current of sorts.
"All I had to do was Wangnado and the Crabs fell right off!"
or
"My flight pattern has taken a sudden turn due to the wind currents caused by this gentleman's rather impressive display of a Wangnado!" Quoth the Raven.
by Coritherus February 15, 2014
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i wanna do you

it means they want to have sex with you.
If a guy tells you “I wanna do you
by Idfwy:) July 10, 2018
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wannaboner

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
by Medioman December 27, 2014
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wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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Wangadoo Walk

A dance that involves the simulation of wanking off in a girls face on the dancefloor
Guy 1 - Did you pull that girl last night?

Guy 2 - no, the wangadoo walk scared her off!
by brownreversedump September 9, 2010
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