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a "wannamo" abbrev. "wannabee", "emo"
A wemo or person of such characteristic's
think's it's "cool to cut" etc etc.
dress in dark tight clothing and listen to music like trivium, because they think its emo.
emo is a music genre
wemo isnt
<me> hey
<wannamo> im so depressed
<me> whats up
<wannamo> everything, i cant get into these new jeans, im going to go cut myself
<me> get over it dickwad.
wannamo by charrrrrr January 3, 2006
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Wannanow 

When you have a date in mind but don't want to commit so you just say "Swoon" and "Wannanow".

Mostly a Non sequitur, it may be used also as a threat, a question, and a noun.

Made popular by MMA fighters Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen

Note: most applicable when you don't wanna be friends
Chael: I just wanna know the date
Wanderlei: WANNANOW?!
Wannanow by CholoG July 18, 2021

wannamas 

A word commonly used in Plano High School to piss other people off.

Also used to take the place of random words in sentences
You are a wannamas.
WANNAMAS you bitch!
did you bring the wannamas to the ouinamas?
wannamas by mikeandike April 13, 2008

wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

wannamilf 

A woman who thinks she is a lot hotter than she actually is and relishes in the (perceived) attention. Constantly scans the environment for guys who she thinks are checking her out (but really aren't). She sneers and glares at them in disapproval, when in reality she basks in the attention she thinks she is getting (but really isn't). Annoying AF. Usually middle-aged women age 30-40's, generally not hideous looking but not that hot. Can often be seen at fitness clubs primping themselves in the mirror and scanning the environment to see who she thinks is checking them out - but really isn't.
"Dude, that wannamilf over there thinks you're checking her out. She looks pissed but keeps looking back at you."
"I wasn't looking at her, I was just looking around for the bathroom - I gotta piss"
wannamilf by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

mount wannahockaloogie 

Of Finding Nemo. The mountain on which Nemo is initiated into the dentist's fish tank
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join in the fraternal bonds of... tankhood.

Wannagooder 

A Wannagooder is a synonym of naive. A wannagooder is someone who wants to solve the worlds problems by engaging in naive acts.

A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.

The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"
Those people are such Wannagooders. They recycle religiously and think they are saving the world, but they really just keep the price of aluminum down for the megacorps.
Wannagooder by Tomicus April 9, 2009
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