Wangnado

Wangnado is the motion of spinning one's wang in a circular motion, as if a propeller, or caught in a tornado like wind current of sorts.

"All I had to do was Wangnado and the Crabs fell right off!"
or
"My flight pattern has taken a sudden turn due to the wind currents caused by this gentleman's rather impressive display of a Wangnado!" Quoth the Raven.

Wangnado by Coritherus February 15, 2014

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Wangadoo Walk

A dance that involves the simulation of wanking off in a girls face on the dancefloor

Guy 1 - Did you pull that girl last night?

Guy 2 - no, the wangadoo walk scared her off!

Wangadoo Walk by brownreversedump September 9, 2010

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Wangnado • Wangadoo Walk • wannado

wannado

The type of person that's always talking about what they "wanna do." These people will often engage in long conversations about their dreams, but never set any measurable goals. You can spot them easily. They often say "I wanna do ______." But they almost never follow through after these talks. Hard workers should avoid them.

Don't you get so tired of listening to all of Jimmy's grand schemes and ideas?

Yeah, he's a total wannado.

wannado by Ryan One Hundred August 6, 2019

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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