wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wannabomber 

A failed terrorist. Coined after Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad.

The 'shoebomber' Richard Reid and the 'underwearbomber' Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are also wannabombers.

"Did you hear about that carbomb in Times Square?"

"Was anyone hurt?"

"Nah, it was just another wannabomber."

Wannabomber by Laura-May May 8, 2010

cannaboner 

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)

John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.

cannaboner by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010

Wannaberry

Business phones obviously copied from the BlackBerry. Known by its square brick'ish black look and the full qwerty keypad.

I got the new Nokia.

What ever, it's just another wannaberry

Wannaberry by MojoHobo September 25, 2009

Wannaboomer

Somebody who's to young to be a boomer but nonetheless has that boomer attitude.

Person 1: OK Boomer
Person 2: You can't call Karen that, she's only 40.
Person 1: Oh she's a Wannaboomer.

Wannaboomer by irish sausage March 10, 2020

Wannabeaner 

Somebody of non Mexican descent who acts like and wishes they were of Mexican descent.

Wigger is to nigger as wannabeaner is to Mexican.

Joe: "Hey, have you seen the new kid in English? I've never seen a Mexican named Clark."

Ted: "That's because he's white. He's a total wannabeaner."

Wannabeaner by vegan cannibal October 20, 2008

wannabeaner 

A person/thing that wishes they were Mexican. They may only date Mexicans or Latinos. They have a sick infatuation with the Hispanic race. They become fat from eating to much beans. Names usually start with a 'G' and end with an 'A' and are typically 5 letters long. Last names must be 7 letters long.

Mexi wannabeaner

wannabeaner by DismalGrimm September 6, 2011