Flashlight

A very complex tool used to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark. You push down on a beautiful black circle to activate your weapon. Once you press the button, a light will come on, scaring all the creepy creatures away!

My brother was lurking in my room. I got scared, so I turned on my flashlight to scare him away.

by OofBanana October 29, 2018

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

flashlight

When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.

My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.

by Andrew Malfe August 7, 2007

Flashlight

Rubber sex toy, that looks like flashlight. Created for pleasant jerking off. Rubber inside it simulate vagina/anus/mouth.

How to use:

1) Put your erect penis inside it

2) You can hold it in your hand/put it between pillows

3) Bone it

(For better effect you can add some oil in it)

Ohh, I cummed a lot after jerking off with flashlight.

by Go and live somewhere else March 7, 2018

flashlight

A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.

The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.

by dempire August 18, 2006

flashlight

A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.

Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody

by dadathemagic March 23, 2004

flashlight

Useful for Robbing a house

A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?

by Hollenhammer May 13, 2005