wanktrank

A wanktrank is a virgin who wanna too much he may as well trank

Brad: “oi look it’s wanktrank”
Will : I just like wanking stop calling me a wank trank

by Yabfsfavourite May 11, 2023

WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

Wanktalk

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.

Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.

by SuperWank December 16, 2008

wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together

boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011

WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.

by Fleeg July 23, 2006