WankChank
when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together
WankChank by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011
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WankChank • wanky-hanky • Wank Crank • wank hank • wank shank • WankTank • wangchang • Wankhand • wankplank • wankspank
Wankhand
Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009
wankbanking
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.
this is called wankbanking
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.
this is called wankbanking
wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011
Wankblanket
(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016
wanchan
A dog. Similar to "doggie", the term is generally only used by Japanese people, people who are learning Japanese, and otaku.
Person 1: "Ohayo, my tomodachi! Check out my wanchan!"
Person 2: "What the Sam fuckin' Hill are you saying? Jesus, man, you should have picked a different language."
Person 2: "What the Sam fuckin' Hill are you saying? Jesus, man, you should have picked a different language."
wanchan by Tez, a man March 6, 2010
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