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WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.
Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.
by Fleeg July 23, 2006
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WankTank

Mike's a WankTank
by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003
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Wanktalk

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.
Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.
by SuperWank December 16, 2008
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wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet
by rachael July 22, 2004
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wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking
by uberjai December 2, 2011
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wank tank

A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.
Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
by G.Mcd November 1, 2008
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Wankbank

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.
"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"
by Bloomer May 17, 2006
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