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Mike's a WankTank
WankTank by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

Wanktalk 

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.
Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.
Wanktalk by SuperWank December 16, 2008
When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet
wank tank by rachael July 22, 2004

wankbanking 

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking
wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011
A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.
Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
wank tank by G.Mcd November 1, 2008

Wankbank 

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.
"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"
Wankbank by Bloomer May 17, 2006
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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