wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011

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Wankbooking

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.

I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo

Wankbooking by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011

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Wank Banking

Verb ( See Wank Bank )
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.

You coming out later?
I cant Im busy Wank Banking

Wank Banking by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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