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Wanktalk 

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.
Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.
Wanktalk by SuperWank December 16, 2008
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Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.
WankTank by Fleeg July 23, 2006
Related Words

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

walktalker 

One who continuously paces during a conversation.
Jim's Friend #1: Jim got a phone call and immediately started pacing and talking
Jim's Friend #2: He's such a walktalker
walktalker by J.Carter January 11, 2008
Mike Brown
Mike's a WankTank
WankTank by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.
Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.
Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011
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