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Wankbidextrous

The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.
Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!
Wankbidextrous by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed
rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

wackidextrous 

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand
I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!
wackidextrous by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.
I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.
wankidexterous by tickles425 February 24, 2009

Wankidextrous

Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands
"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve

Wankidextrous

Someone (typically male) who can mastrubate using either hand.
Did you hear that Ethan is wankidextrous?
Wankidextrous by MedicTF2 October 14, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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