Definitions by assclown

alan estrada 

Super gay fat Mexican TV show host on Univision that you could swear he's Chinese despite claiming that he is Mexican, the most feminine Asian Mexican you'll ever see

Wow look at Alan Estrada smiling, he must have gotten dick last night

alan estrada by assclown February 27, 2015

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

wankbidextrous by assclown January 26, 2005

Artillery Chicken 

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

Artillery Chicken by Assclown May 23, 2004

hamburgler 

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

hamburgler by assclown October 24, 2003

shman 

abbreviation for she-man.

A shman!!!

shman by assclown October 24, 2003

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

fagmeister by AssClown September 9, 2003

mushroomhead 

One who is addicted to magic mushrooms. One who consumes magic mushrooms on a daily basis.

Syd Barret was a mushroom head before he was an acidhead and went insane.

mushroomhead by Assclown July 21, 2003