assclown's definitions

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

emi

Short for Emily

Emi, you are so DAMN HOT!

by Assclown June 18, 2003

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

by AssClown September 9, 2003

acidhead

Someone who is hooked on acid.

People who listen to the grateful dead are 10x more likely to be acidheads than the regular population.

by Assclown July 21, 2003

mushroomhead

One who is addicted to magic mushrooms. One who consumes magic mushrooms on a daily basis.

Syd Barret was a mushroom head before he was an acidhead and went insane.

by Assclown July 21, 2003

alan estrada

Super gay fat Mexican TV show host on Univision that you could swear he's Chinese despite claiming that he is Mexican, the most feminine Asian Mexican you'll ever see

Wow look at Alan Estrada smiling, he must have gotten dick last night

by assclown February 27, 2015

hamburgler

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

by assclown October 24, 2003