wankidexterous
wankidexterous by tickles425 February 24, 2009
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Wankidexterous
"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"
"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"
"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"
Wankidexterous by themasturbator September 7, 2016
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Wankidexterous
When you’re capable of masturbating with both hands, often resulting in the alternation of hands to enhance the experience
Friend 1: Right hand feels way better than left
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire
Wankidexterous by BossmanKeiran February 14, 2024
wankidextrous
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008
wankbidextrous
wankbidextrous by assclown January 26, 2005
wackidextrous
wackidextrous by Bejabbers June 17, 2007
Wankidextrous
"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve
Wankidextrous by Benjinbighead May 13, 2021
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