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wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.
I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.
wankidexterous by tickles425 February 24, 2009
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Wankidexterous

Being able to masturbate with both hands.
"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"

"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"
Wankidexterous by themasturbator September 7, 2016

Wankidexterous

When you’re capable of masturbating with both hands, often resulting in the alternation of hands to enhance the experience
Friend 1: Right hand feels way better than left
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire
Wankidexterous by BossmanKeiran February 14, 2024

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed
rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation
"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".
wankbidextrous by assclown January 26, 2005

wackidextrous 

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand
I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!
wackidextrous by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

Wankidextrous

Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands
"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve
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