wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.

I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.

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Wankidexterous

Being able to masturbate with both hands.

"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"

"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"

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When you’re capable of masturbating with both hands, often resulting in the alternation of hands to enhance the experience

Friend 1: Right hand feels way better than left
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire

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rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

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Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

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wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand

I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!

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Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands

"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve

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