wangular

Pertaining to the wang. Of or relating to subjects regarding the wang. Also, amazingly cool, but still terribly stupid stupid. The word "wangular" is in and of itself, quite wangular. Used exclusively to describe things related to homosexual males.

Have you seen that new pink pinto Freddy bought? It's kinda wangular.

Sorry Laura, but I don't think Jimmy would be interested in you. He's of the more wangular persuasion.

by Draque December 6, 2004

Wangular Softitude

That thang where yo' tally whack got no jive. Ya dig?

Slap mah fro. Lemont got some smack dayom wangular softitude. ya meen?

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

Wangulator

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.

I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?

by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

Wanguary

Similar to Movember except Men walk around with both Wang and Balls hanging out of an open zipper for the entire month of January. Obviously for Cancer Awareness.

Cam - Why's that guy got his junk hanging out at my New Year's party?

George - It's the first day of Wanguary. Stop staring.

by peruvianyak December 31, 2011

wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.

Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!

by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018

Wangulate

To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

by wangski November 18, 2009