wingularity 

A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse, at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day's hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.

The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.

"that party last night became a wingularity when the ladies showed up"

wingularity by nosefruit July 23, 2009

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

singularity 

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.

"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."

singularity by Protag June 29, 2006

Singularity 

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear

Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.

Singularity by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018

singularity 

A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).

Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.

singularity by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006

love singularity 

The event horizon where love becomes the singular intention in the field entire. Love is the technology of the singularity. A secular term for the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Love wins the information war for freedom forever secured.

In 2016, everybody in Portland started targeting each other with the love singularity over voice-to-skull.

love singularity by Brother Dank August 11, 2021

singularity 

A point or event in spacetime after or within which predictions cannot be made accurately or relevantly.

When AI became a reality, so did a technological singularity.

singularity by Theory March 13, 2003