The result of a bet between Scott Stapp and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, in which Kroeger wagered that Stapp could never create a sound that was an even bigger insult to music than his own shit band. Stapp won the bet by creating the exact same band as Nickelback, only with the added twist of throwing Jesus and Christianity into the mix.
Tragically, the shitfest was cut short when God, furious at having his name attached to such a mockery as Creed, smote Stapp, resulting in the ultimate breakup of the band.
Tragically, the shitfest was cut short when God, furious at having his name attached to such a mockery as Creed, smote Stapp, resulting in the ultimate breakup of the band.
by hkkdsfued May 07, 2006
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
by Matt March 23, 2004
a sexual move in which a dude is really fucking a chick, like really, gettin all kinky and shit, making her moan and ooze her guts out, and when he's about to cum, he goes over to the computer and finds his favorite Creed song and jerks himself off.
by CCRer August 22, 2011
If you know someone named Creed, tell him that his name is very unique, and that he stands out from the crowd because he himself is unique. The most friendliest and outgoing person you will ever meet, Creed will say hi to you, even if you have just met him the day before. Creed is a leader because he is not afraid to speak up and take initiative. Creed is an ally, because even though he has so much going on, he will still stick by your side and help you through your problems. Creed is super duper smart, and also polite to everyone.
by amazing.dreamergirl September 25, 2019
one of the worst things to heppen to humanity since the plague. Music from somewhere between your nut sack and ass hole
by flash jordan June 19, 2005
by Luke1989 February 18, 2009
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

