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The first person you see after you say, β€œHold my beer and watch this.”
A nurse is works in a hospital.
Joshua’s mom is a nurse.
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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Monitor patients and carry out physician's orders. May have a 4 year BSN or 2 year LPN or no degree.
The nurse assisted the physician in the patient's recovery
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The person that just got paid 30 dollars to save your life,

The person that put those bruises on your chest 5 minutes before you opened your eyes, took your first breath and complained about the bruise on your chest.

The person that stuck your vein with that terrible stuff that burns when you were blue and not breathing.

The person that went 15 hours with no food, rest or toileting to fluff your pillows.

The person that is there to save your ass, not kiss it.

The most unappreciated professional
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A health care professional who has been educated and trained to care for the sick, in hospitals, or other health facilities.

Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.

Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for three years
(not be comfused with enrolled nurse or assistant in nursing)
The registered nurse studied at university for three years

The nurse administered the injection to the patient
by ecf October 07, 2005
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The hottest, sexiest, most desirable of all the possible fantasies involving a woman. There is nothing more kinky than the thought of a stunning girl in a short nurses uniform coming to check up on you every 15 minutes and performing your every whim. Brilliant.
Matt: 'What do you think of Rachael?'
Jim: 'She's a nurse, I'd give my right nut for her in that uniform.'
by Cheesey McCheese August 26, 2006
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