Wangulate

To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

by wangski November 18, 2009

Wangulate

The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.

Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.

by Aztirith January 2, 2009

wangular

Pertaining to the wang. Of or relating to subjects regarding the wang. Also, amazingly cool, but still terribly stupid stupid. The word "wangular" is in and of itself, quite wangular. Used exclusively to describe things related to homosexual males.

Have you seen that new pink pinto Freddy bought? It's kinda wangular.

Sorry Laura, but I don't think Jimmy would be interested in you. He's of the more wangular persuasion.

by Draque December 6, 2004

Wangulator

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.

I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?

by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

bangulater

A term someone uses when they want to express their sexual desire for the other person. Often used when bidding farewell.

"I'll call you tonight and we'll have wild phone sex, baby."
"Okay, bye hottie, bangulater."

by A PERSON123456 June 21, 2006