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a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Slang for the male genetalia, specifically the penis. Syn: penis.
by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003
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1) A very common Chinese surname(meaning KING in chinese)
2) An ancient brand of computer systems
3) Penis, dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
4) The jaw, jawbone, or cheek bone.
5) A slap; a blow.
6) A unit of measuring internet coolness
Mr. Wang just pulled out his wang(penis) and wanged(slap) you in the wang(the jaw).

RE:WANG! WANG!!!111! as in 2 internet coolness points.
by JWang April 29, 2005
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I hopped over to KFC to get me some chicken wangs.
by AYB February 20, 2003
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What you whip out when a job interview isn't going well.
"You have a lot of resumes to go through? I might hear back from you in a week or so? Here, maybe this'll change your mind..." and you whip out your wang.
by Pumpkin1981 February 06, 2010
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