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wake n bake 

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.
"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."
wake n bake by dub_head November 5, 2005

wake n bake 

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)
wake n bake by mandy November 2, 2003

Wake n' Bake 

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.
If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.
Wake n' Bake by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.
i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.
wake'n'bake by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

wake n bake 

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries
Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.
wake n bake by smellymeli March 11, 2018

wake n bake 

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.
wake n bake by kajoe October 10, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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