The definition of someone rolling down a hill in a wagon while shitting their pants leaving a brown trail behind of shit. They also tend to be drunk while doing this.
person 1:"yea so anyway about that party this weekend-..... JIMMY WHAT THE FUCK?"
Jimmy:"IM GONNA GO WAGENMAKER!"
person 1: "JIMMY NO!-"
Jimmy: "WEEEEEEEEEEEE- *CRASH*"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'