wakenbaker

One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

Wisenbaker

A slang word for someone who is old fat and gross.

Oh my god that thing is so gross it must be wisenbaker.

by Sorry for being a dick August 10, 2016

wisenbaker

A name given to a fat ugly man

Daaaam son that must be wisenbaker.

by Sorry for being a dick July 5, 2016

Wagenmaker

The definition of someone rolling down a hill in a wagon while shitting their pants leaving a brown trail behind of shit. They also tend to be drunk while doing this.

person 1:"yea so anyway about that party this weekend-..... JIMMY WHAT THE FUCK?"
Jimmy:"IM GONNA GO WAGENMAKER!"
person 1: "JIMMY NO!-"
Jimmy: "WEEEEEEEEEEEE- *CRASH*"

by ENDER_MUFFIN October 20, 2022

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025