To be in a difficult situation, i.e.: hanging with your ass/junk out in the open through no fault of your own. Being made vulnerable.
Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.
Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.
When that dumb ass Greg didn't get me the reports I needed for the meeting, he really put me in chair 37.
by kajoe January 08, 2009
Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.
by kajoe October 18, 2008
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.
Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.
Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.
by Kajoe September 04, 2006
When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
by kajoe October 10, 2008
A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.
by Kajoe August 29, 2006