groupie#1's definitions

wakey

to wake up.
to be awake.

wakey wakey, asshole!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

slant eye

slang for asians. derogatory.

those slant eye fucks are taking over midtown!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

rodeo smile

when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.

she said she couldnt fuck cause "its that time of month", so i said shut up and gave her a rodeo smile.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

pteradactile flu

a flu that is horrible and prehistoric. has evolved into the bird flu, but still exists in its orginal form. what you call a flu when you feel like youre going to die.

i don't wanna go home cause all my roommates have the pteradactile flu.

by groupie#1 September 25, 2006

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.

i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006