groupie#1's definitions

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

lazy ninja

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

nosy neighbor

this is when you pull aside the thong strap with one finger and dive into the muff face first. picture old lady peeking out the blinds.

i'm glad i wore my thong today because he said he wants to give me the old "nosy neighbor" tonight!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

fancy ass

when you put a tea spoon full of caviar on someones but hole and proceed to toss the salad.

i brought the caviar! tonight i'm having your fancy ass!

by groupie#1 September 24, 2006

dick tunnel

your mouth. a derogitory name for a persons mouth, also dick cave, dick hole, anything along those lines works.

shut your dick tunnel, you daft bitch!

by groupie#1 September 25, 2006

pteradactile flu

a flu that is horrible and prehistoric. has evolved into the bird flu, but still exists in its orginal form. what you call a flu when you feel like youre going to die.

i don't wanna go home cause all my roommates have the pteradactile flu.

by groupie#1 September 25, 2006

dick picnic

mostly to have a ready penis for sucking.
to suck on a penis.
name for a guy who has said ready hard penis.

dick picnic is taking me to see a bils game after i ..........

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006