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An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.

Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!

Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
by dookeyboy December 02, 2010
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.
Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.
by shaxx April 26, 2006
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Two of the worst things combined: church and death.
Person 1: Aw man I had to go to a funeral the other AND death.
by emilia1555 February 03, 2011
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A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.
Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.
by PinocchiOpiate February 16, 2007
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When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.
"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.
Maaan, my style is straight funeral!
by qytSTRM January 12, 2011
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