oyster

The part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the clit and the genital lips. When the lips have been parted, the lady's anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.

Wow! Did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? She had very large lips. And her oyster was very, very moist!

by The C MONSter August 22, 2007

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Oyster is London’s travel smartcard. You can put your Travelcard or Bus Pass season ticket on it, add travel value (cash) to pay as you go or have a combination of both.

Oyster cards are also reusable. This means that when your ticket expires you can buy another on the same Oyster card, and when your travel value (cash) runs out, you can just top it up.

I used my Oyster to get to work today.

by TintinHerge July 19, 2006

oyster

The mother of a pearl. They are found in salt-water bodies.

I found a precious pearl in an oyster.

by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008

oyster

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007

oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006

oyster

Rhyming slang for retard

Oyster = Oyster Card = Retard

Antony, you're a total fucking oyster.

I can't believe how much of an oyster that Antony is.

by Pinko_Commie June 9, 2007