poormet

An underprivileged minority's idea of a gourmet meal. A poor man's feast.

Families of squaws and blacks flock to Denny's and Waffle House respectively to fill their bootlips with poormet cuisine.

by evenplay April 29, 2008

poorvette

A cheap and/or barely running car owned or driven by a teenager.

Man 1: Did you see that kid go buy just now in the '95 Neon?
Man 2:Yea.He calls that car the poorvette.

by Robbie Phipps August 16, 2006

Poormeitus

poor-me-itus

The act of feeling sorry for ones self.

Travis: “John is sulking in his truck because nobody showed up to youth group.”
Henry: “He must have poormeitus.”

by Joshtheemotionidentifier May 3, 2018

Poormelioma

A condition typically suffered by self-centered people. Poormelioma is most often expressed through verbal communications and a temporary lack of self-worth, confidence, and esteem. Sufferers of Poormelioma can be categorized as attention seeking leaches on the happiness of those around them. The only known cure for Poormelioma is a kick in the ass.

"Paul is suffering Poormelioma since he lost his rent money on the game last Sunday. He needs a kick in the ass."

by SOAG October 9, 2016

poormeitus

feeling sorry for your self

Billie has been suffering from a cold for 2 weeks and now has poormeitus

by Capt. Poormeitus April 21, 2018

Poorettes

When you yell out uncontrollable profanities when you are sitting on the toilet trying to pass a boulder sized poo from your rectum.

I literally peed myself from laughing so hard as I heard the outrageous outpour of poorettes coming out loud and clear from my husband as he sat on the toilet in constipation

by Benjamin Galagher September 3, 2020

Poorimeter

The area at a fluffy kitty’s back end that might retain poop. The poorimeter is sometimes shaved as part of healthy grooming.

The Persian kitty had fecal matter stuck to his poorimeter.

by CoolAB January 28, 2022