coldplay

coldplay : To pre-game so hard with friends before a concert (ideally actual Coldplay concert) for which you paid a lot of $$$ that you and a friend pass out at the entrance of the concert stadium even before the concert starts and have to be taken to the medical room.

Do not coldplay at the concert. We got work tomorrow.

by friend and memories July 03, 2018

coldplay

a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant

She broke up up with me so i listened to coldplay

by bitchplease1111 November 12, 2011

coldplay

An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant

I just needed some Coldplay time.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

coldplay

Possibly the most overrated band in the history of modern popular music, next to the beatles. Their music is nice to listen to, but not very musically dynamic and gets tiresome quickly. All their songs are "engineered" to sound perfect and evoke some kind of emotional response. These guys wouldn't know improvisation if it hit them in the face. And they play short concerts now that they're superstars. A fad that will surely fade soon.

"Hey man I'm so glad we're all back together, listening to coldplay, senior year is gonna be great! These are good days we're living bro. Man this song makes me think." *looks up at sky*

by mondoshiwan October 13, 2006

coldplay

1) To rip off someone else's intellectual property and claim it as your own, as the pop band Coldplay has done repeatedly.

also common -
2) get/be coldplayed: to be the object or victim of someone else's ripoff scheme.

1) "Dude, that Viva La Vida song is epic"
"Yeah? It'd be a lot more epic if they hadn't coldplayed the entire melody line and chord progression straight from Joe Satriani's 'If I Could Fly'. "
2) "Damn, I love that remake of Kraftwerk's 'Computer Love' don't you?"
"Well, sadly it's actually not Kraftwerk, they just got coldplayed."

by biggster boy May 24, 2010

coldplay

Coldplay is another word for crap.

Man, I gotta take a huge Coldplay. dude,I just stepped in a pile of Coldplay. Did you just Coldplay yourself?

by blackpanther666 May 15, 2010

coldplay

fucking shit band, makes you want to kill yourself when you hear any of their songs

coldplay chris martin

by spacy October 14, 2008