theWestHamfan's definitions

dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

cuntbush

1. president of the us of a
2. female pubes

1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things."
2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg

by theWestHamfan December 19, 2003

digit

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

headless chicken

1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose

1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."

by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003

daisy chain

a group of three or more male homosexuals cojoined penis/anus to form an endless chain. the idea is to all ejaculate at exactly the same time

"hey mandy" cried out reinhard "come and join this daisy chain, we're just about to pop."

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003