127 definitions by theWestHamfan

1
alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003
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2
old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket
by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003
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3
an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area
kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004
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4
to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
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a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification
you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003
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a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.
punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003
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7
lark about at a time when one should not
souey says "yes you dwight, dinna pissball about or i'll haive ye furr dinna"
by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003
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