theWestHamfan's definitions

self pleasuring

masturbating oneself

the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

glansfly supreme

to lie underneath one's mosquito net and smother one's glans with jam. then holding the foreskin (if any) pulled back, remove the net thus allowing a myriad of flies to enter and suck the jam from the glans until a climax is reached.

alec hated the hot steamy nights until kevin introduced him to glansfly supreme

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

too much bunny

one who talks too much - verbal diarrhoea

"that geezer from beffnal green is o.k" exclaimed francis.
"'cept for one fing" replied candice "'e's got too much bunny!"

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

lost in space

to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina

"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

perm three

male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin

steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina

1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003