pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time. then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

flat back four

to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line

"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"

by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003

arks

a common way to say ask

"he said to arks him an' he would borrow me his stolen credit card, innit.

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

bowels

lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?" morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004