gnomedipus

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"
by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003
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corn fed chicken

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
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tinsel tampon

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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lino

1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer
1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"
by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003
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cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina
1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
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daisy chain

a group of three or more male homosexuals cojoined penis/anus to form an endless chain. the idea is to all ejaculate at exactly the same time
"hey mandy" cried out reinhard "come and join this daisy chain, we're just about to pop."
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003
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frogging

when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat
joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off
by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004
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