127 definitions by theWestHamfan

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."
by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003
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old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket
by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003
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1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer
1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"
by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003
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mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003
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to look along the kerbside for dropped cash
the woman next door was caught kinching in parsloes avenue
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004
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to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
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