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Velcro Head 

Used to describe a black male, because when their hair is cut short it works like velcro (how else could TI wear his touque like that)
There are a lot of velcro heads in the NBA.
Velcro Head by DTrain87 April 22, 2007

velcroed 

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.
i just got velcroed on his shoes!
velcroed by guccigirl September 1, 2005

velcro-head 

A derogotory word for a black person.
man: loook at that dirty velcro-head over there.
other man: you cant say that, it's racist you know.
velcro-head by J.Lacy June 21, 2006

velcro head 

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull
Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head
velcro head by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

velcro head 

velcro head by big sacks October 8, 2003

velcroed 

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair
mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay
velcroed by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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