The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

Vagitopia by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Related Words

vagtop • Vagoop • Vagcophagus • Vagitopia • Vagooper • Vagopecia • vagopenis • vagopeniscunt • vagophobia • Vagopoly

Vagcophagus

A very, very, very, very, very old vagina.... dry, dusty and lifeless inside.

Man/woman at a Madonna concert "Oh GOD! WTF are you doing? Please stop grossing me out with shots of your Vagcophagus"

Vagcophagus by KatErwinius January 16, 2009

Vagopoly

Playing Monopoly but instead of game pieces you use severed vaginas that have been freeze dried to keep the board from being bloodied up.

Damn me, Mike, and Ben were going to play Vagopoly last night but Mike saw the game pieces and ran away.

Vagopoly by Zamik Aramath November 15, 2010

vagophobia

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls

Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia

vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008

vagtoeses

dirty vag. nasty bitch. loose vag. ugly bitch.

look at that vagtoeses over there.

vagtoeses by jamonjii March 9, 2011

vagopenis

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

vagopenis by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026