vagtop

When a woman has the top of her vagina peaking out of her tiny pants or shorts for all to see. Similar to a muffin top. But the front of the midriff.

Do you remember the girl that had a tattoo right above her vagtop?

by Almost Mayberry July 3, 2020

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Vagcophagus

A very, very, very, very, very old vagina.... dry, dusty and lifeless inside.

Man/woman at a Madonna concert "Oh GOD! WTF are you doing? Please stop grossing me out with shots of your Vagcophagus"

by KatErwinius January 16, 2009

Vagopoly

Playing Monopoly but instead of game pieces you use severed vaginas that have been freeze dried to keep the board from being bloodied up.

Damn me, Mike, and Ben were going to play Vagopoly last night but Mike saw the game pieces and ran away.

by Zamik Aramath November 15, 2010

vagophobia

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls

Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia

by nick sucks May 12, 2008

vagtoeses

dirty vag. nasty bitch. loose vag. ugly bitch.

look at that vagtoeses over there.

by jamonjii March 9, 2011

vagopenis

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

by Vagpecker October 8, 2023