Vagopecia 

A condition where a female has a naturally occurring baldness around the vaginal area. As "alopecia" is the medical term for hairloss from one's scalp, vagopecia refers to the female genital region.

That girl doesn't need to wax or shave her cooter, because she has a wicked case of vagopecia!

Vagopecia by bsslegel May 18, 2010

Valapecia 

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.

Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"

Valapecia by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007

Vagorexia 

An emotional disorder characterized by an obsesive desire to surgically reduce the size of ones vagina. Where as the vagina is the object of body dysmorphia.

Lucy was about to have her vagina surgically tightened for the third time, when a friend intervened and she instead sought help for Vagorexia.

Vagorexia by alanaxox June 17, 2017

vagopenis 

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

vagopenis by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

vagopeniscunt 

An unusual sex organ, which consists of a vagina with a penis growing from it, the end of which takes the form of another vagina. The inverse of a penovaginadick.

"Jim's vagopeniscunt quivered in delight."

vagopeniscunt by Chopsnilf April 27, 2006

vatopedia 

Used when someone who defines him self as a gangster, or somewhat of a know it all tells fact to his/her social crowd, to stronger his/her argument.

I know of a certain that it is true, vatopedia.
Stop acting like you are a know it all, you're not vatopedia.

vatopedia by Mrooes May 15, 2017