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(n.)-(Va-jewp))The combination of the words vagina and poop culminating in a disgusting mixture in which vaginal fluids mate with human fecal matter.
(adj.)-Vagoopy (Va-jew-pee)- A word describing a vagoop-like consistency, much like the consistency of a viscous mudslide poorly mixed with vinegar and oil. It has the stench of death.
See also: Shit Stain, Anal Leakage, Blumpkin
The crab cakes were very vagoopy today. I couldn't even eat them.

Dude, that skunt's shit was quite vagoopy.

Who invited Steve, he is such a vagoop.

Her vag was so vagoopy, it stank like a rotting fetus.
Vagoop by Hunter and Benjie March 12, 2008
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(n.) Vaginal efflux

Females have been known to smear vagoop upon the faces of their partners to denote 'ownership'. This is possibly hot.

Potentially hazardous material.
Katie - "Sara, you shouldn't date Steven"
Sara - "Eh? Why not? He's really nice and pays me so much attention. Is this because you still like him"
Katie - "It's more that I found out he'd been collecting my vagoop in old yoghurt pots"

Guy 1 - "Man, I was going down on Stacey last night and in the excitement she queefed and spackled me with her vagoop."
Guy 2 - "Nice."
Vagoop by DiscoPubes December 15, 2009
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A "warm and inviting" term / euphemism for vagina.

Created by Rayne of "Least I Could Do".
You are a giant vagoo.
Mmmm... vagoo.
vagoo by Bob Santos February 23, 2005
Another word for Vagina.
“Can I stick it in your vagooba now”
Vagooba by V. A. G. O. O. B. A. February 24, 2019
the short form of "vagina toot" a term that describes a queef. A vagoot or queef is an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart or vagina toot
During coitus the girl let out a loud vagoot from her vagina.
Musicians like to JAM on their instruments. This one time, at bandcamp, the firecrotch nympho chick took her flute and JAMMED IT IN her pussy. Lesbians like to take dildos and JAM IT IN other girls.

A /b/ meme, from a doujin based on Fate/stay night where Saber is teaching the main protagonist Shirou how to have sex.
Here.. my vagooo!!!

Please put your... that! Y... your ponos!

(Please jam it in.. jam it in.. jam it in)

and j... j... JAM IT IN!!
vagooo by mmg0at August 10, 2008
An alternate name for a woman's vagina, as introduced by the Rayne Summers character on the Least I Could Do webcomic.
What? You need an example on how to use a woman's vagoo?
vagoo by Zecc June 20, 2006
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