vagopenis 

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

vagopenis by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

vagenis 

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

vageenis 

A female with half a vagina and half a penis

That girl has the biggest vaggenis i ever did see

vageenis by lardicus May 16, 2004

Vageenis 

Oscar’s not vagina non penis but somehow both at the same time.

Oscar has a vageenis because he is Oscar. *cumms💦🍆*

Vageenis by H1tlerr June 6, 2021

Vagenis 

When one has a penis and vagina together as one. (Like a transexual)
Pronounced vuh-gee-niss

So last night on out honey moon, I found out my wife had a vagenis.......

Vagenis by monae.marie January 6, 2015

vageenis 

A vagina photoshopped into a stretched image resembling a penis shape

"Hold on Zack, give me her nudes, I'm going to photoshop her pus to a vageenis"

vageenis by p33p33lick3r August 7, 2018

Vagenis 

Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.

If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.

Vagenis by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009