Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.

by ChildHandler October 09, 2016

Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.

Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*

by umadbronie October 26, 2012

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere February 20, 2008

Monopoly

See Bill Gates, Microsoft.

Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere December 09, 2008

Monopoly

Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything

Dude 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Dude 2 : Playin monopoly, I'll call you back later.
Dude 3 : Dude wtf

by Not Mike Prata March 11, 2010

Monopoly

The act of feigning ignorance about something and asking people about it.

"Jeezus Rayhan, stop doing a Monopoly and asking the time. I can see a wrist watch on your arm!!"

by FMorgano April 16, 2014