Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

vagitarian

Opposite of penivore.

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.

by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

Vagiterian

One who only eats / enjoys vagina

Person 1: I enjoy all meats
Person 2: I'm a Vagiterian

by Bozzzy March 18, 2009

Vagitarian

noun. Person that is only interested sexually in females.

While Curtis could swing both ways, Troy was only interested in the ladies, he is a Vagitarian.

by Kris Potter December 29, 2008

Vagitosis

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.

That girl had one huge vagitorium.

by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008

Vagitarian

One who enjoys servicing the sexual organs of females; enjoys making women have multiple orgasms; loves to eat pootie on a regular basis, making girls cum

My wife said I was quite the Vagitarian after going down on her for a solid hour.

by ssurfcity March 26, 2011