9 definitions by cuntpunter69

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A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.
"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"
by cuntpunter69 September 14, 2008
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The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.
Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!
by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008
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The largest city in the world of Vagitopia. Women's clothing is restricted here, and only titties above a B-cup are permitted. Any size below that are deemed unworthy and will be shunned forever.
"Shit dude, Boobopolus is the best place to go in Vagitopia, DAMN!"
by cuntpunter69 February 24, 2008
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When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.
As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.
by cuntpunter69 September 28, 2009
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An extremely rare breed of human waste. It infuses the worthless races of the Mexican (spic), the African American (nigger), and the Chinese (chink).
There is no one more exotic yet useless than a spiggerink.
by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008
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An act of torture; it is where a woman is smashed atop an orange traffic cone, and bees are filtered underneath to fly up into her pussy.
"I got so mad at that bitch Sandy, I buzzcunted that dirty whore."
by cuntpunter69 February 21, 2008
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Mistakingly thought of as a delectible cookie, it is actually the nasty goop aquired beneath a man's penis and between his nut sack.
Randy scraped off his nutterbutter and spread it upon a piece of bread for his unsuspecting bitch mom to eat.
by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008
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