vagolen

vagolen is when the mans penis is so large, that when having anal or vaginal sex it rips that thin layer of skin between the vagina and anus, making it one big hole..

"my penis is so large if i put it in you, you get a vagolen."

by Alfred ross September 8, 2006

Vagilent

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

by edsmsl December 31, 2008

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

Vagulence

Slang for queef (pussy fart)

Yo, Becky straight wack with all this vagulence.

by Keith? September 18, 2015

Vagilent

Keeping an eye out for a hot chick from the Latin Vagilentis meaning "searching for a hot piece of ass" . In ancient Rome Bachelors were called "Semper Vagilentis" meaning "always searching for a hot piece of ass".

Since Kurt hadn't gotten laid in a while he decided he needed to become more Vagilent .

by Paraman December 21, 2010

Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.

You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Vagoven

A hot, soft, cave-like tight crevice. The magical properties of the Vagoven will make a flaccid limb firm.

I need to warm my penis up. Can I put it in your vagoven?

by AshBash31 February 21, 2010