Don't whack down a bottle of Jager before you leave the house. You are asking for Vomulence.
When I was 15, I drank two 22oz. Zimas and ate 2 packs of yodels. I then walked into my friends bathroom and it was just Vomulence fron ceiling to floor. Black vomit everywhere.
That
dude just ate 50 hot wings, drank 3 pitchers of
beer, and smoked a
joint. I am waiting for the Vomulence to ensue.