my penis

landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!

by yellow ball with a face on it January 18, 2019

my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011

my penis

an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.

by Stu Jones January 5, 2021

my penis

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!

by Homosexual April 24, 2005

my penis

a huge 12 inch monster

i stuck my penis in your mom

by big monsta August 8, 2003

My Penis

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

My penis

This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.

by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017