Vagoven

A hot, soft, cave-like tight crevice. The magical properties of the Vagoven will make a flaccid limb firm.

I need to warm my penis up. Can I put it in your vagoven?

by AshBash31 February 21, 2010

Vaguvenation

A cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging vagina, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive vaginal fisting, sexual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.

After retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkey mother, Shvenda's vagina looked like an empty Olympic sized swimming pool. She decided to treat herself to a Vaguvenation and restore her vagina back to standard 10 year old size.

by DarkDoodler April 13, 2011

vagopenis

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

vagolen

vagolen is when the mans penis is so large, that when having anal or vaginal sex it rips that thin layer of skin between the vagina and anus, making it one big hole..

"my penis is so large if i put it in you, you get a vagolen."

by Alfred ross September 8, 2006

vagopeniscunt

An unusual sex organ, which consists of a vagina with a penis growing from it, the end of which takes the form of another vagina. The inverse of a penovaginadick.

"Jim's vagopeniscunt quivered in delight."

by Chopsnilf April 27, 2006

Vagocentric

Unbelievably feminine, self-centered Feminism

*Walking through CVS past feminine hygiene products* “Those are so unbelievably vagocentric”

by jonah.rogers December 31, 2019