A cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging vagina, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive vaginal fisting, sexual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.
After retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkeymother, Shvenda's vagina looked like an empty Olympic sized swimming pool. She decided to treat herself to a Vaguvenation and restore her vagina back to standard 10 year old size.
(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.
Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.
Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!
vagolen is when the mans penis is so large, that when having anal or vaginal sex it rips that thin layer of skin between the vagina and anus, making it one big hole..
An unusual sexorgan, which consists of a vagina with a penis growing from it, the end of which takes the form of another vagina. The inverse of a penovaginadick.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.