faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.

Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.

by gregben June 08, 2019

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

by gregben July 06, 2021

Pornoyear

30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.

Me: I had sex and children 1 pornoyear after birth.
You: Wow!

by gregben September 11, 2023

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Sexafoot

69 feet (69’).
828 inches (828”).
21 meters 3 centimeter 1 millimeter 200 micrometers (21 m 3 cm 1 mm 200 µm).

Ben: A new record was made for the world’s tallest sandcastle.
Gregory: How tall.
Ben: About 5 inches past a sexafoot.
Gregory: And where?
Ben: Denmark.
Gregory: That’s interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 16, 2022